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LOS ANGELES – At 3:05 pm today, Chabelo was pronounced alive. ALIVE! How is that even possible, you might ask? I watched Chabelo as a kid and even then, he looked at least 90. So how was it that, almost 30 years later, he was still alive? Crazier still, I was assured he was only 75. His representatives from Televisa assured me that, in fact, Xavier López, better known as “Chabelo”, is still actively working after more than 50 years in show business.

No fucking way!

A quick check on Wikipedia confirmed their story. López was born on February 17, 1935 in the Mexican town of Chicago, Illinois. Damn, he really is 75. Unless, of course, that’s what they WANTED me to believe. I checked Televisa’s website for proof. There it was… a new episode of En Familia con Chabelo was scheduled to air this Sunday! This was all way too “convenient.”

Then, it struck me. CHICAGO?!? Dude was born in Chicago??? Unless… unless they got sloppy. Clearly this had to be a mistake… a mistake made during a COVER UP! Oh I was on to them. Somebody wanted Chabelo alive and I wanted answers.

Who could stand to gain from his life? Televisa? Wikipedia?!? And then…BAM! There it was. GANSITOS! Yes, those delicious little cream-filled pastries Chabelo had been advertising for years on his show! I got hooked on those things since I was a kid and it was all because of Chabelo. Gansitos, for those unfortunate to not have tasted these delights, are, essentially, Twinkies with a decadent strawberry filling, wrapped in tasty milk chocolate. They are simply to die for, or in this case, to LIVE for.

I went to the local Gansito distribution center and stormed my way into the manager’s office, Wikipedia printout in hand. I slammed my fist down on his desk and before I could unleash my tirade, he calmly said, “I know why you’re here. Chabelo. But before you say another word, try a Gansito. Here, let the warm chocolate melt in your mouth as you take your first soft bite. Delicious, yes?”

Well, he certainly convinced me! Chabelo is alive and Gansitos are delicious!

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Is that Spring in the air or is it a new issue of Puro Pedo Magazine? Must be both because we have a brand new, fun filled issue ready for your enjoyment! Hopefully you have been following our weekly blog posts at PuroPedoMagazine.com, Facebook and the barely breathing MySpace.

There has been a lot to write about these past few months such as the health care debate, immigration reform (or lack thereof), a slumping economy, more cuts to education, racist parties at University of California campuses, Tea Baggers, and the collapse of honorary Chicana Sandra Bullock’s marriage.

In this issue we celebrate:

• Top 10 Rejected MEChA 40th Anniversary Slogans
• Low-Writers: The New Chicana/o Literary Canon
• Olmos Announces Bid for Governor
• Hogwarts to Open Charter School of Wizardry in Boyle Heights
• Lesser Known Chicana/o Firsts
• In/Out and Out/In
• Quiz: How chicana@ Are Ju?
• U.S. to Send More Private Security Forces to Afghanistan
• High School MEChA to Host First Annual Raza Elders Conference
• Comic by Adolfo Rodriguez

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Cartoon Submitted by Adolfo Rodriguez