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• Visit ¡Alto Arizona! for more information on how to continue the fight against SB 1070.
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• Want to boycott Arizona? Here’s how.
• Participate in May Day events in your city on Saturday, May 1st.
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20 Signs You Have Been Se-douched

1. He’s using more hair products than you.
2. His belt buckle is bigger than your purse
3. His shirt looks bedazzled
4. He is obsessed with UFC
5. He wears Tag body spray
6. He sports a Bret Michaels Bandana
7. He is either wearing a TapouT or Affliction shirt
8. He can’t resist throwing up the “Shocker” in photos
9. He has a spray on tan
10. He Calls everyone “Brah”
11. He thinks it’s okay to wear a bandana as a bracelet
12. He has a permanent lemon face
13. He wears dog tags but has never served in the armed forces
14. He wears guyliner
15. He wears a studded belt
16. He leaves trimmed pubes on your bathroom floor
17. He’s a trust fund baby
18. He has traditional tattoos on his shirt and tribal tattoos on his arm
19. He has highlights in his hair
20. His favorite song is whatever the DJ is playing

1. Cheech’s moustache
2. The first lighter shade of brown CD
3 Sonia Sotomayor’s Gavel
4. Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke Van
5. Slater’s mullet
6. Gerardo’s leather jacket and bandana
7. Ritchie Valens rattle snake necklace
8. Chespirito’s barrel
9. Selena’s purple sparkly jumpsuit
10. Chavo del Ocho’s suspenders
11. Rudy Acuna’s sunglasses
12. Mousie and Sad Girl’s Friendship
13. Miklo’s leg
14. Jaime Escalante’s combover
15. Sharkira’s brown hair
16. Bob’s awesomeness
17. George Lopez’ Kidney
18. Erick Estrada’s motorcycle defaced by George Lopez
19. Edward James Olmos’s zoot suit
20. Frida Kahlo’s unibrow

1. El Cucuy checks under his bed for Yaotl at Night before he goes to sleep.
2. Yaotl writes his lyrics in Nahuatl then translates them to English for the album.
3. Yaotl allows Carlos Mencia to live because unlike Texas he won’t kill the retarded.
4. El Plan de Santa Barbara’s original title was “Be Like Yaotl”.
5. It is said that in the tears of Yaotl lies the cure for internal colonization. Too bad he never cries.
6. What you and I call a manifesto Yaotl calls talking.
7. Vicente Fernandez has to drink and sing every time he hears Yaotl sing.
8. Yaotl is the FIFTH direction.
9. Crazy Horse once tried to debate Yaotl. Back then he was known as Completely Sane Horse.
10. Tonatiuh once slapped Yaotl and left a hand print on his face. Tonatiuh no longer has arms.