Native Pleasures
Back by popular demand, New Age Industries announced that they will be teaming with Good Vibration to unveil “The Native Pleasures Collection,” a new line of authentic Native American sex toys. ”After publishing our best selling book “Vision Quest for Dummies” commented New Age Industries CEO Dick Hertz “we weren’t sure what we could do next to exploit, I mean, celebrate, Native American culture. We figured, since Indians were such earthy and savage people, the next logical step was to release a line of sex toys. ”
This exciting new line of adult toys and novelties include:
*Jade Plugs 2-pack (their not just for your ears anymore),
*The Tochtli (this rabbit keeps going and going and going),
*The Tekpatl fleshlight (try not to cut yourself).
* …and lastly you can play it safe with atl lube and a 12 pack of Jaguar Warrior Condoms.
With every purchase of $45 dollars or more, New Age Industries will give you a copy of their handbook “Sex the Native Way” featuring a step by step quide to those difficult positions such as the “spread cuahtli,” and “esquintle style. “ According to Hurtz, the latest offering is just the tip of the Iceburg “wait’ll you see the Piece of Ass Pipe….it will blow your mind!”
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