Puro Pedo Magazine

Sunnyville seems like a page out of a Norman Rockwell painting. The small town hosts many craft fairs, mom and pop shops and is home to openly gay couple Luis Ortega and Gabriel Nuñez. While they share a wonderful life together something was missing.

“Adoption has been our dream since we started dating five years ago,” said Ortega.

However, the couple says they “really can’t stand kids.”

So, why adopt? The openly gay couple hopes to adopt a highway.

“We used to drive by the highway adoption signs everyday on our commute to work and dream that one day our names could be on one of those signs” says Nuñez.

When the couple were contacted last year about a highway that had become available for adoption they were completely head over heels with excitement. Sadly, they received a phone call last month notifying them that their application for adoption had been denied because of their “lifestyle.”

According to the Sunnyville Center for Highway Adoption, Ortega and Nuñez’ adoption application was denied due to pressure from a local anti-gay rights group.

Harold Henderson, spokesman of the Rainbow Alliance Against Fruity Things (RAAFT), said ,“gays are ruining the rich fabric of our small town. If we let gays adopt highways who’s to say our highways won’t turn out gay?”

Many Conservatives feel that allowing Gay highway Adoption would lead to the deterioration of the fabric of our roads resulting in more potholes and cracks. Gay rights advocates disagree and cite the many roads and highways who could benefit from many gay couples with the love in their hearts to adopt them.