Puro Pedo Magazine

20 Signs You Have Been Se-douched

1. He’s using more hair products than you.
2. His belt buckle is bigger than your purse
3. His shirt looks bedazzled
4. He is obsessed with UFC
5. He wears Tag body spray
6. He sports a Bret Michaels Bandana
7. He is either wearing a TapouT or Affliction shirt
8. He can’t resist throwing up the “Shocker” in photos
9. He has a spray on tan
10. He Calls everyone “Brah”
11. He thinks it’s okay to wear a bandana as a bracelet
12. He has a permanent lemon face
13. He wears dog tags but has never served in the armed forces
14. He wears guyliner
15. He wears a studded belt
16. He leaves trimmed pubes on your bathroom floor
17. He’s a trust fund baby
18. He has traditional tattoos on his shirt and tribal tattoos on his arm
19. He has highlights in his hair
20. His favorite song is whatever the DJ is playing