Puro Pedo Magazine

In this issue:

• Puro Pedo satire for dummies
• Oh no he didn’t! Kramer offends black people
• Democrats win and all we got was a lousy t-shirt
• How to run a Chingón Chicano Militant workshop
• Don’t cry for me Argentinos
• The mindless Mencia
• Dress the Razabilly

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In this issue:

• Racism at Hogwarts
• What’s in a name for Latino ballplayers?
• Zombies move in to East LA
• Groucho Marxist
• Quiz: What Chicano decade do you belong to?
• Chicanos gone wild
• Luchador mask cut out

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In this issue:

• Bienvenidos, freshmen!
• Illegal aliens stealing jobs from illegal aliens
• Greek letters contain Chicano kryponite
• A word from Chato the Greek
• Point/Counterpoint: Long hair vs. bald
• Chicano day of apathy
• Shit talkers: An indigenous tradition
• Latino kid from The Sandlot found
• NCLR: It is better to die on your knees than to live a lifetime on your feet
• Tres puntos spotted in LA
• Dress the MEChista paper doll

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Mel Gibson was recently informed of the vast innacuracies in his Mayan action film Apocalypto. Amongst its many falacies, the film depicted the Mayans as a blood thirsty and warring people, completely ignoring the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

“Action films are all I know,” explained the apologetic Gibson. “My whole career has been about buddy cop movies and lavish war epics. Believe me… the last thing I needed was to offend yet another group of people.”

To remedy the situation Gibson has already started work on a prequel Apocalypto: A New Hope.

Gibson claimed, “I want to show the beauty of the Mayan culture and the nobility of its people.”

In A New Hope, Gibson will focus on a young hero, Balakal-El played by Mario Lopez. Balakal-El, will have the ability to fly like the quetzal bird and will bring peace to his people. His father and mentor, Bakjor-El Tum, will be played by Edward James Olmos.

“One thing I noticed was that I didn’t have a single cameo by Edward James Olmos. I believe this is a big reason why the Hispanics started getting mad. It was an honest mistake. Edward James Olmos will be prominently used throughout this movie.”

Edward James Olmos could not be reached for comment.

Puro Pedo Magazine is a monthly Chican@ political/cultural satire magazine.

We believe that information should be free and you should feel free to laugh también! We also believe in the Zapatistas’ idea of autonomy, so our magazines are also advertisement free.

People in the Movement have forgotten how to laugh, but satire and comedy can be new ways of tackling issues such as institionalized racism, gentrification, immigration and assimilation.

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