Puro Pedo Magazine

1. My favorite hot dogs:
a. Pinks
b. Dodger dogs
c. Hatoks con beicon

2. I use ski masks for:
a. Skiing Big Bear
b. Lucha libre in my living room
c. Protests

3. My house
a. Is in a gated community
b. Has a gate fence
c. Has a gate on DOOR

4. My favorite coffee is
a. Starbucks/specifically de-caf grande breve extra dry cappuccino with caramel drizzle and two extra shots
b. Folgers/Nescafé/Yuban
c. Fair trade

5. My boots are
a. Ugg boots
b. Botas de Avestruz
c. Work boots from Payless

6. My favorite superhero is
a. Captain America
b. Captain Planet
c. Chapulín Colorado

7. In college I
a. Was in frat/soro/Herman@s Vendidos
b. Was in MEChA/El Congreso/La Raza/Conciencia Libre
c. WORKED

8. For spring break I go to
a. Ensenada, TJ & Rosarito
b. Kickbacks
c. Chiapas/Oaxaca

9. My bag is a
a. Coach hobo bag
b. Messenger bag
c. Morral

10. I take _______ dance lessons:
a. Ballroom
b. Folklórico
c. Danza

11. My dope tattoo is a
a. Tribal band
b. Koi fish
c. Jesus hands with floating on a memory

12. My favorite magazine is:
a. Hispanic Business
b. Latina
c. ¡¡¡PURO PEDO!!!

13. Im part of the ________ movement
a. Tea-Bag
b. Twilight
c. Chican@

14. My favorite movie is:
a. The Perez Family
b. A Million to Juan
c. All 12 hours of the CHICANO! documentary

15. My favorite book is:
a. Hunger of Memory
b. House on Mango Street
c. Occupied America

Scoring:
Give yourself 1 point for each A
Give yourself 2 points for each B
Give yourself 3 points for each C

Results:
1-15: You are a a coconut! Stop using Sammy Sosa’s skin bleaching cream and go out and get some sun!

16-30: You are a pretty mainstream Latina/o. You are a registered Democrat, you voted for Obama but to you Community is just a TV show on NBC.

31-45: You are a Super Chicana/o! Rudy Acuña removes his glasses in your presence.