Archive for December, 2009
Back by popular demand, New Age Industries announced that they will be teaming with Good Vibration to unveil â€œThe Native Pleasures Collection,â€ a new line of authentic Native American sex toys. â€After publishing our best selling book â€œVision Quest for Dummiesâ€ commented New Age Industries CEO Dick Hertz â€œwe werenâ€™t sure what we could do next to exploit, I mean, celebrate, Native American culture. We figured, since Indians were such earthy and savage people, the next logical step was to release a line of sex toys. â€
This exciting new line of adult toys and novelties include:
*Jade Plugs 2-pack (their not just for your ears anymore),
*The Tochtli (this rabbit keeps going and going and going),
*The Tekpatl fleshlight (try not to cut yourself).
* â€¦and lastly you can play it safe with atl lube and a 12 pack of Jaguar Warrior Condoms.
With every purchase of $45 dollars or more, New Age Industries will give you a copy of their handbook â€œSex the Native Wayâ€ featuring a step by step quide to those difficult positions such as the â€œspread cuahtli,â€ and â€œesquintle style. â€œ According to Hurtz, the latest offering is just the tip of the Iceburg â€œwaitâ€™ll you see the Piece of Ass Pipeâ€¦.it will blow your mind!â€No comments
Â¡Feliz Navidad y Prospero AÃ±o Nuevo!
We are excited to celebrate the end of another year and glorious decade!
As we come together with our families for the holidays and sit by the fire with our tamales and champurrado, let’s remember the less fortunate… students! As the cost of an education continues rise and quality lags, Raza students pay the highest price, especially those who are undocumented.
We don’t take much seriously, but access to education is up there with finding a decent taco truck. Puro Pedo Magazine teamed up with Adelante California, Mi Vida and the Special Brownies Art Collective to host another art show fundraiser. All money raised from ticket sales and 50% of art work sales will be donated to the Adelante California scholarship foundation. Any student — regardless of citizenship status — is eligible to apply for Adelante California’s scholarships. This month’s art show will be held on Saturday December 19th at Mi Vida in South Pasadena. Next year, we’ll host two additional shows in Oxnard and Downtown LA. Hopefully our efforts will help to make another students dream a reality.
Last, have you done all holiday shopping yet? If not, don’t worry and make sure to hit up your local grassroots anti-mall or tianguis. Stock up on Frida nichos, jade earrings and Virgen de Guadalupe tin arte.
Hopefully Los Tres Reyes Magos bring you some feria to pay for those tuition increases!
The Puro Pedo Magazine teamNo comments
Sunnyville seems like a page out of a Norman Rockwell painting. The small town hosts many craft fairs, mom and pop shops and is home to openly gay couple Luis Ortega and Gabriel NuÃ±ez. While they share a wonderful life together something was missing.
â€œAdoption has been our dream since we started dating five years ago,â€ said Ortega.
However, the couple says they “really can’t stand kids.”
So, why adopt? The openly gay couple hopes to adopt a highway.
â€œWe used to drive by the highway adoption signs everyday on our commute to work and dream that one day our names could be on one of those signsâ€ says NuÃ±ez.
When the couple were contacted last year about a highway that had become available for adoption they were completely head over heels with excitement. Sadly, they received a phone call last month notifying them that their application for adoption had been denied because of their â€œlifestyle.â€
According to the Sunnyville Center for Highway Adoption, Ortega and NuÃ±ezâ€™ adoption application was denied due to pressure from a local anti-gay rights group.
Harold Henderson, spokesman of the Rainbow Alliance Against Fruity Things (RAAFT), said ,â€œgays are ruining the rich fabric of our small town. If we let gays adopt highways whoâ€™s to say our highways wonâ€™t turn out gay?â€
Many Conservatives feel that allowing Gay highway Adoption would lead to the deterioration of the fabric of our roads resulting in more potholes and cracks. Gay rights advocates disagree and cite the many roads and highways who could benefit from many gay couples with the love in their hearts to adopt them.No comments
20 Signs You Have Been Se-douched
- Heâ€™s using more hair products than you.
- His belt buckle is bigger than your purse
- His shirt looks bedazzled
- He is obsessed with UFC
- He wears Tag body spray
- He sports a Bret Michaels Bandana
- He is either wearing a TapouT or Affliction shirt
- He canâ€™t resist throwing up the â€œShockerâ€ in photos
- He has a spray on tan
- He Calls everyone â€œBrahâ€
- He thinks itâ€™s okay to wear a bandana as a bracelet
- He has a permanent lemon face
- He wears dog tags but has never served in the armed forces
- He wears guyliner
- He wears a studded belt
- He leaves trimmed pubes on your bathroom floor
- Heâ€™s a trust fund baby
- He has traditional tattoos on his shirt and tribal tattoos on his arm
- He has highlights in his hair
- His favorite song is whatever the DJ is playing
1. Cheechâ€™s moustache
2. The first lighter shade of brown CD
3 Sonia Sotomayor’s Gavel
4. Cheech and Chongâ€™s Up in Smoke Van
5. Slaterâ€™s mullet
6. Gerardoâ€™s leather jacket and bandana
7. Ritchie Valens rattle snake necklace
8. Chespiritoâ€™s barrel
9. Selena’s purple sparkly jumpsuit
10. Chavo del Ochoâ€™s suspenders
11. Rudy Acunaâ€™s sunglasses
12. Mousie and Sad Girlâ€™s Friendship
13. Mikloâ€™s leg
14. Jaime Escalante’s combover
15. Sharkira’s brown hair
16. Bobâ€™s awesomeness
17. George Lopezâ€™ Kidney
18. Erick Estradaâ€™s motorcycle defaced by George Lopez
19. Edward James Olmosâ€™s zoot suit
20. Frida Kahlo’s unibrow